arrogantdad:

my mom told me that in high school she use to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad

frombosniawithlove:

Soldier coming home :D its so sweet. 

frombosniawithlove:

Soldier coming home :D its so sweet. 

i just need to get my shit together

— me in 2009/2012/this time last year/a minute ago/next year probably (via guy)

(Source: omegaqueer)

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

I should move to Seattle.

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

I should move to Seattle.

mlb:

The Yankees illustrate the patented 5-4-3 triple play.

God damn this is fucking beautiful.

mlb:

The Yankees illustrate the patented 5-4-3 triple play.

God damn this is fucking beautiful.

snorlaxatives:

markwhiteisgay:

snorlaxatives:

live fast

die young

bad squirrels do it well

image

This is so relevant right now

how can this post be relevant to any situation in life i’m genuinely curious 

(Source: snorlaxatives)

maplehoofs:

millika:

How to know which boy you like:

1. Get very drunk

2. You will cry about the boy you like

Apparently the boy I like is pasta. This comes as no surprise.