Someone sent me this picture of Taylor Swift with her cat. I know she is a celebrity but I really think she’s setting a bad example by popularizing this breed. If you want a pet, there are lots of cats at your local shelter that are probably a lot softer, cuter and also not as damp.
Is that a baby hippo? Or a shaved guinea pig?
MY FRIEND JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER TURNED UP AT THE WINDOW LIKE HE HAD A FRICKING RESERVATION
GOD DAMMIT AUSTRALIA