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Take two years,

and call me when you're better.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

OKAY, WELL, THANKS FOR LUNCH.
IT WAS REALLY GOOD SEEING YOU AGAIN. REALLY GOOD. I’VE MISSED YOU.
I MISSED YOU TOO.
SO MUCH.
… 
…
… 
…
OKAY, SERIOUSLY, I’VE GOT A PILATES CLASS AT 3. IT WAS NICE RUNNING INTO YOU.
IT WAS, WASN’T IT?
LET ME GO, DAN.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

OKAY, WELL, THANKS FOR LUNCH.

IT WAS REALLY GOOD SEEING YOU AGAIN. REALLY GOOD. I’VE MISSED YOU.

I MISSED YOU TOO.

SO MUCH.

… 

… 

OKAY, SERIOUSLY, I’VE GOT A PILATES CLASS AT 3. IT WAS NICE RUNNING INTO YOU.

IT WAS, WASN’T IT?

LET ME GO, DAN.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

ANTHONY! TAKE YOUR SHOES OFF! THAT’S BERBER CARPETING! WHAT IN THE DEVIL ARE YOU THINKING?
WE DO NOT WEAR OUR TOPSIDERS IN THE HOUSE, ANTHONY. ONLY ON THE BOAT.
HONESTLY! HOW GAUCHE!

animalstalkinginallcaps:

ANTHONY! TAKE YOUR SHOES OFF! THAT’S BERBER CARPETING! WHAT IN THE DEVIL ARE YOU THINKING?

WE DO NOT WEAR OUR TOPSIDERS IN THE HOUSE, ANTHONY. ONLY ON THE BOAT.

HONESTLY! HOW GAUCHE!

(Source: tkyle)

tastefullyoffensive:

Coming soon, to a theatre near you. [bitfiend]

flame-cat:

sporadic-tiger:

SIMBAREMEMBERWHO YOU AREYOU ARE MY SONAND THE ONE TRUE HOUSECAT

Time to grt off tumblr

flame-cat:

sporadic-tiger:

SIMBA
REMEMBER
WHO YOU ARE
YOU ARE MY SON
AND THE ONE TRUE HOUSECAT

Time to grt off tumblr

(Source: pleatedjeans)

I don’t care if you don’t love me, I will lie down in the road, pull my heart out and show it to you.

#patrioticasfuck #imakevestsoutofscarves

#patrioticasfuck #imakevestsoutofscarves

Baes :)

Baes :)

Anonymous asked:

This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol

grizzlygains:

teachmehowtoglovie:

rememberingsuunday:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

*fuckboy symptoms may also include possession and/or use of mustachemafiablog

I second this ^